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I'm constantly described as the sunniest, go-lucky, make-you-want-to-vomit-blood-into-your-mouth-because-i'm-the-most-endearing-person-of-all-time-ever. i'm the human equivalent of "Candy-Coated Clown". i wake up early and greet the sun with a song and a dance and a big "eat-feces" grin. i'm pretty much perfect although i might be too modest sometimes when i describe myself. i like bright colors and happy endings. i'm completely and hopelessly illiterate. i'd like to develop couples tanning booths. i'm founding a bank that sells lottery tickets. i laugh constantly, often at completely inappropriate times and at completely appropriate people. i wake up smelling like cinnamon rolls and spring romance. my vices include helping strangers, energetic dancing, using round-house kicks to solve problems, and the electric starlight orchestra. i'm popular and successful.

Scorpio

Fit

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Brown

Caucasian

Never Married

No

No

Eyes

Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo

Brown

Cat

No

University Degree

Self-employed

Education / Academic

Handler and Advocate

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)

Friends Come Over Often

No

Yes - Often

Class Clown

Flirtatious

Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert

we get into another tag-team slap-fight against david bowie and mick jagger for money and the pink slip to bowie's moorcycle.

filling in absurd lists and questionaires

Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Other

Never

Liberal

control the global supply of mascara and rabbits' feet.

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, I Never Laugh

Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, I Don't Like Tv

I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk

Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author

sinisteriousness and lurking

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

holes in the street, roving gangs, my keys, squirrels, a point to most of the things people seem to think, people yelling my name or words that sound like my name, vacancies, the ever-elusive mexican clown bear, someone on crutches whom thinks s/he's bad and wants to race me on my old arm-legs, scrap metal, waldo, the predator, treasure, the spoon in highlight's hide-a-pictures, hidden cameras, stuff, things, motherfuckers with angst in their names, sweeping the leg, restaurants with good mashed potatoes and clean bathrooms, ninjas

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed