Engelska, Franska, Spanska, Japanska

I'm constantly described as the sunniest, go-lucky, make-you-want-to-vomit-blood-into-your-mouth-because-i'm-the-most-endearing-person-of-all-time-ever. i'm the human equivalent of "Candy-Coated Clown". i wake up early and greet the sun with a song and a dance and a big "eat-feces" grin. i'm pretty much perfect although i might be too modest sometimes when i describe myself. i like bright colors and happy endings. i'm completely and hopelessly illiterate. i'd like to develop couples tanning booths. i'm founding a bank that sells lottery tickets. i laugh constantly, often at completely inappropriate times and at completely appropriate people. i wake up smelling like cinnamon rolls and spring romance. my vices include helping strangers, energetic dancing, using round-house kicks to solve problems, and the electric starlight orchestra. i'm popular and successful.

Skorpionen

Vältränad

189 cm

Bruna

Kaukasisk

Aldrig varit gift

Nej

Nej

Ögon

Hemliga piercings, Strategiskt placerad tatuering

Bruna

Katt

Nej

Universitetsexamen

Egen-företagare

Utbildning / Akademiker

Handler and Advocate

Mellan 150 000 och 300 000 kronor

Med rumskompisar, Med husdjur

Vänner hälsar ofta på

Nej

Ja - ofta

Klassens clown

Flirtig

Motion, Konst & Hantverk, Sport, Läsa, Lärande, Musik, Filmer, Internet, Spel, Nattklubb / Bar, Dansa, Familj, Middag, Fotografering, Religion/Spiritualitet, Teater, Resor, Matlagning, Trädgårdsarbete, Bilar, Campa, Spela kort, Hasardspel, Volontärarbete, Datorer

Umgås med vänner, Festar, Prova nya saker, Att dricka, Extremsport, Läsa en bok, Gå på konsert

we get into another tag-team slap-fight against david bowie and mick jagger for money and the pink slip to bowie's moorcycle.

filling in absurd lists and questionaires

Vänlig, Bråkstake, Någon de vill vara, Ett troll, Cool, Perfekt, Oanständig, Obskyr, Tramsig, Jag har inga vänner, En flirt

Annat

Aldrig

control the global supply of mascara and rabbits' feet.

Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Obskyr, Oanständig, Jag skrattar aldrig

Tecknat, Dokumentärer, Instruerande, Jag gillar inte TV

Jag gillar inte filmer, Jag är filmskådespelare

Rap, Rock, Hårdrock, Eletronisk, Klassisk, Dammsugarljud, Jag gillar inte musik, Jag har spelat in en skiva, Blues, Jazz, Industriell, Latino, New Age, Ambient, Dansband, Soul, Reggae, Folkmusik, Punk

Urgammal litteratur, Antologi, Självbiografi, Biografi, Handel, Klassisk, Komik, Fiktion, Hälsa, Historia, Humor, Instruerande, Matematik, Musik, Natur, Filiosofi, Politisk, Poesi, Religiös, Satir, Vetenskap, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Jag är författare

sinisteriousness and lurking

Intelligens, Snygga drag, Humor, Enorm skicklighet, Empati, Känslighet, Djärvhet, Egendomligheter, Spontanitet, Makt, Flirtighet, Kvickhet, Omtänksamhet, Passivitet

holes in the street, roving gangs, my keys, squirrels, a point to most of the things people seem to think, people yelling my name or words that sound like my name, vacancies, the ever-elusive mexican clown bear, someone on crutches whom thinks s/he's bad and wants to race me on my old arm-legs, scrap metal, waldo, the predator, treasure, the spoon in highlight's hide-a-pictures, hidden cameras, stuff, things, motherfuckers with angst in their names, sweeping the leg, restaurants with good mashed potatoes and clean bathrooms, ninjas

En Internet-kompis, Vän, Dejt, Intimt, Hängivenhet