Engelsk, Fransk, Spansk, Japansk

I'm constantly described as the sunniest, go-lucky, make-you-want-to-vomit-blood-into-your-mouth-because-i'm-the-most-endearing-person-of-all-time-ever. i'm the human equivalent of "Candy-Coated Clown". i wake up early and greet the sun with a song and a dance and a big "eat-feces" grin. i'm pretty much perfect although i might be too modest sometimes when i describe myself. i like bright colors and happy endings. i'm completely and hopelessly illiterate. i'd like to develop couples tanning booths. i'm founding a bank that sells lottery tickets. i laugh constantly, often at completely inappropriate times and at completely appropriate people. i wake up smelling like cinnamon rolls and spring romance. my vices include helping strangers, energetic dancing, using round-house kicks to solve problems, and the electric starlight orchestra. i'm popular and successful.

Scorpio

Veltrænet

185 cm

Brun

Kaukasisk

Aldrig gift

Nej

Nej

Øjne

Hemmelige piercinger, Stategisk placeret tatovering

Brun

Kat

Nej

Universitetsgrad

Selvstændig

Uddannelse / akademisk

Handler and Advocate

Fra $15.000USD til $29.999USD

Med værelseskammerat(er), Med kæledyr

Venner kommer ofte forbi

Nej

Ja - ofte

Klassens klovn

Flirtende

Motion, Kunst og håndværk, Sport, Læsning, Læring, Musik, Film, Internet, Spil, Gå på diskotek / barer, Dans, Familie, Spise til middag, Fotografering, Religion / Spiritualitet, Teater, Rejser, Madlavning, Havearbejde, Biler, Camping, Kortspil, Gambling, Frivilligt, Computer

Være sammen med venner, Feste, Prøve noget nyt, Drikke, Ekstremsport, Læse en bog, Tage til koncert

we get into another tag-team slap-fight against david bowie and mick jagger for money and the pink slip to bowie's moorcycle.

filling in absurd lists and questionaires

Venlig, Ballademager, En andre gerne vil være, En trold, Cool, Perfekt, Fræk, Obskur, Fjollet, Jeg har ingen venner, En flirt

Andet

Aldrig

control the global supply of mascara and rabbits' feet.

Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Obskur, Fræk, Jeg griner aldrig

Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Gør-det-selv, Jeg bryder mig ikke om tv

Jeg bryder mig ikke om film, Jeg er filmskuespiller

Rap, Rock, Metal, Elektronisk, Klassisk, Støvsugerlyde, Jeg bryder mig ikke om musik, Jeg er musiker, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk

Gammelt, Antologi, Selvbiografi, Biografi, Business, Klassisk, Komisk, Fiktion, Sundhed, Historie, Humor, Gør-det-selv, Matematik, Musik, Natur, Filosofi, Politisk, Poesi, Religiøs, Satire, Videnskab, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Jeg er forfatter

sinisteriousness and lurking

Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Dygtighed, Empati, Følsomhed, Skaldethed, Særheder, Spontanitet, Magt, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke, Passivitet

holes in the street, roving gangs, my keys, squirrels, a point to most of the things people seem to think, people yelling my name or words that sound like my name, vacancies, the ever-elusive mexican clown bear, someone on crutches whom thinks s/he's bad and wants to race me on my old arm-legs, scrap metal, waldo, the predator, treasure, the spoon in highlight's hide-a-pictures, hidden cameras, stuff, things, motherfuckers with angst in their names, sweeping the leg, restaurants with good mashed potatoes and clean bathrooms, ninjas

Internetven, Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet