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uberman Profile Information

I've given away my last pound of flesh.
Age 44 From Centereach, New York - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Russian, Polish, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
"Every passion that is suffocated produces a counterpassion, which is malignant as the natural passion would have been benign"

-Charles Fourier, circa 1810
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
European
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Municipal / Law Enforcement
My Job Title Is  
I shuffle papers between file cabinets
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Tv, Movies, Internet, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Sleeping
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Never really considered it.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Raunchy, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
To buy a neglected Victorian house and dress up like Gomez Addams. Minus the constant cigar smoking.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Anthology, Biography, History, Home & Garden, Political, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I'm pretty lame actually. I like antiques and interior decorating. Other the that, there's always german wine and a nice book.

When all else fails, nintendo gets plugged in.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Great Skills, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Someone that owns at least 2 different kinds of French maid outfits.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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