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Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | Your mom, and I'm drunk and stuff, so... |
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| Sign | Capricorn |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | A Few Extra Pounds |
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| My Height Is | 6' 0 (1.83 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Black |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Other |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Belly Button |
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| Body Art | Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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| My Hair Is | Bald |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Dog |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
More about him
| What genre of music do you enjoy most? | Other |
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| What is your favorite band? | R.a.m.o.n.your mom.e.s |
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| Who is your favorite writer? | Joey, Jonny, Deedee, marky |
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| Who is your favorite character from literature? | Hank chinasky |
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| What is the best site about Goth culture? | Fuck off |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | No really, your mom |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000USD |
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| I Live | With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Internet |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Partying |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Your mom |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Your mom |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Troublemaker |
Views
| My Religion Is | Scientology |
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| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Republican |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To, you know, your mom. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Movies, I Wish I Had A Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | I'm A Movie Actor, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Classic, Music, Erotica |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Passiveness |
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| What Do You Look For? | Honestly, your mom... |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Intimate, Doesnt Matter |
