i try to be down to earth and just a overall kindhearted person, and if you don't like it, f_ck you, i hope you die.

haha, i love humor like that.

i fall hard quick, easy, and virtually painless, like a glucose meter. honestly, i had that "less compassionate" badge for the longest, and i was all butthurt about it. i go into everything with the highest hopes, i never date more than one person simultaneously. needless to say, i get disappointed a lot, since i've actually been "single" for years now. hmm..okay, what other embarrassing tidbits can i tell you right off the bat?

one time there was this little girl who used to get teased a lot when she was in elementary school. once, on rainy day schedule, her class went to p.e. in the cafeteria/auditorium.there were mats for tumbling and such, and as you remember, you HAVE to take your shoes off to go on the blue mats. it was sometime in the spring, and all the other little girls wore nice filas, nikes, and adidas and shit, but the little girl wore jellies, and she was the only one. well, the evil, evil children of her class decided it would be a riot to take her shoes and throw them away in the cafeteria trash with all the breakfast leftovers. so the little girl had to walk back to class barefoot, and by the end of the day her feet were black as tar until her sister picked her up from school.

the blackfooted girl was me.

i deal with day to day life with melancholy humor, appreciation for irony, and porn. lots of porn, and in that order, too.

Aquarius

Curvy

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Hazel

Hispanic/latino

Never Married

No

Not Sure

Butt

Secret Piercings, Scarred, Visible Tattoo

Auburn / Red

No pets

No

Some College

Full-time

Other

All Is Calm

Yes - But Non Tobacco

Yes - Socially

Brain

Observant, Friendly, Strange

Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Cooking

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert

meh, movies are great, i don't care about the event, i just want to meet someone wonderful. then no matter what you do, you can know it's gonna end with a steamy make out session, you know?

parasailing. i went to hawaii this summer and never did it. now it's all i think about.

Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Atheist

Never

Very Liberal

to be happy. one day.

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Punk

Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Music, Mystery, Political, Poetry, Satire

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness

I'm not gonna lie, I likey the tall dudes, but it's not the most important thing. You know what, I'm not going to even go into what I look for. I just...know it when I see it.

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed