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Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Age 36 From Oakville, Ontario -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | So, there's a lot too me, I'm like an onion, I guess. I'm sarcastic and cynical, but with a good sense of humor. I enjoy making fun of my friends, so if I make fun of you, I probably like you. I do seem to be a little cold at first, but I promise there is a warm gushy part inside of me... I believe it's called a heart, yes? Or maybe it's just a tumor... I'm not too goth anymore, leaning further into Glam, and I'm just looking for other people in the alternative dress style... seeing as none existed on PoF. :/ |
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| Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Average |
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| My Height Is | 5' 4 (1.63 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| Body Art | Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Black |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Dog |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Part-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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| My Job Title Is | Sales |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Playing Cards |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be |
Views
| My Religion Is | Atheist |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Not Sure |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Reality Shows |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Documentary, Horror, Thriller |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Electronic, Classical, Ambient |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | News, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Larping |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend |
