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I'm here to smell this place up
Age 35 From Lacey Township, New Jersey -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | Yo. Hey. Yo listen, I've been hurt in the past and I need someone to cradle me. I'm kind of a new breed of goth, something you could call cowboy goth if you were so inclined to. My leg muscles are super strong, at least that's what I think. I need a smexy lady's opinion to back my own up, and yes i did mean to type smexy (inside joke LOL). |
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| Sign | Aquarius |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Average |
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| My Height Is | 5' 6 (1.68 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Calves |
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| Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Dog, Bird, Reptile |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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| My Job Title Is | Paint Jockey |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $15,000USD To $29,999USD |
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| I Live | With Parent(s), With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Nerd |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Do something mad crazy like going to 7-11 and trying to return the slurpees we bought at WAWA!!! |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | pretending i'm an animal while i'm being intimate with a special lady. just kidding - probably just light s and m. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Not Religious |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To drive a long distance while in a hyper extended state of extreme dehydration. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Movies |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Anthology, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Hiding my manager's clothes on him (he hates that). Swimmin', poppin out of a bush, scarin peeps. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Do You Look For? | Traveling sideshows. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Intimate |
