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kinghenrik Profile Information

Stay off the partyboat
Age 43 From Manhattan, New York - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I used to sell explosionproof lighting equipment until they told me stop coming in. Now i hang around the natural history museum and pretend i work there. In all fairness i do know quite a bit about the biology of a giant squid.
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Job Title Is  
VP of Time Theft
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Music, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I'm not quite sure, but i do like how one of the above choices was "X-TREME SPORTS." So on our first date we're going to jump out of a helicopter with snowboards strapped to our feet while drinking mountain dew.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Driving the world's fastest Cushman cart into a swimming pool full of marshmallows and alligators.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
World's richest badminton champ.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Auto-biography, Biography, History, Humor, Music, Political, Reference, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Stealing bulldozers, drinking in vacant lots, making lots become vacant by clearing them in a stolen bulldozer while drunk. I also like going to ice hockey games and doing laundry, but not at the same time.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Someone will to call my bluff when i'm full of bologna, which is often. That being said, i never actually eat bologna. That's just sick.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed
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