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jsloth Profile Information

Imagine a World without Labels
Age 38 From Laredo, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Im tired of the same old government media hype, and the VH1, Mtv, and various other syndicated stations that turn you into nothing more than a sheep, telling you what to think what to wear whats in whats out whats up whats down, slowly but surely the american dream that many have heard of but never seen will finally die, You see life is too short to sit and not ponder life for what its worth, you see, life itself is valuble to one person only yourself, the funny thing is you had no choice if you wanted to be here or not but you do have the escape hatch that can be used at any time however it isnt always the brightest idea. But back to the sheep right! OK Ladies my Name is Joshua, I know what i am here for, but i dont see myself finding anyone you see i am going to let her find me, if shes interested which is highly unlikely, but then she would be interested none the less, so for the one or maybe many (unlikely) who may be interested, I am funny smart highly intelligent at least i would say so. I am a really carefree person, I despise long walks on the beach, and i hate shopping, I rarley like to go out, unless a. im getting drunk, b. im getting some lol jk c. Im getting stoned, d. all of thee above
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Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Hmmm, well it would be just us, and i dont know, I just like being with the girl i dont care what we do!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
To sleep for a week!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Computers, History, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Religious, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is  
My idea of fun is me and a girl, going all the way, im sorry it doesnt get any funner than that! like it or leave it lol jk
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