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jack_dildeaux Profile Information

how about a mustache ride?
Age 107 From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
Urdu, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As  
i like to ride bicyles without seats, enjoy a nice hot cocoa now and then and enjoy an occasional bawdy limeric...but hey, who doesnt?
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Fanged, Other
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Gerbil Or Guinea Pig
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Finance / Trading
My Job Title Is  
Free range pet store owner
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Pipe
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Jock
My Social Behavior Is  
Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Religion / Spirituality, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
a six pack of eight ball and a ilttle rough hanky panky
I've Always Wanted To Try  
a feather duster in my nether region
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Scientology
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
to someday kill that guy in school who made fun of me in the shower due to my weiner size
My Kind Of Humor Is  
I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Soaps
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
I'm A Recording Artist, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Mathematics, Religious, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
a warm cup of cocoa, a saucy limeric and a warmed up tube of personal lubricant

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Power
What Do You Look For?  
my car keys
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate
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