Life is like a discount store and I am in the aisle amongst the ratty old and returned packages long lost and best left forgotten. You are probably somewhere in housewares- typically something pretty, yet functional.

In my day I was normally picked up and then usually dumped off. Gifted and re-gifted throughout the ages until alas I found myself on the bottom shelf of this disused and unvalued aisle. Granted the packaging is torn open and it's obvious that I've been used. Don't let that dissuade you from considering my plight.

I am unique, eclectic, and with out a doubt a one-of-a-kind. They simply don't make 'em like me anymore. I'm useful, still in pretty good shape for an late model, and I will clean up like new. I was designed with the kind of quality that is suitable for any decor.

A caveat though... I am not easy to figure out since someone lost the instructions long ago.

Virgem

Mediano

1.85 m

Azuis

Caucasiana

Solteiro

Não

Não Tenho Certeza

Pernas

Tatuagem Visível

Marrons

Gato, Cachorro

Não

Diploma Universitário

Autoempregado/a

Entretenimento / Mídia

Freelance Writer

Com Colega(s) de Quarto

Às Vezes Fica Uma Loucura

Sim - Socialmente

Sim - Socialmente

Nerd

Turbulento/a, Barulhento, Amigável, Cômico/a, Começo as Festas, Extrovertido/a

Jogos, Cozinhar, Caçar / Pescar, Jogar Cartas

Sair Com Os Amigos, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Relaxar, Esportes Radicais

First I'd pick you up in a stolen Ford pick-up truck loaded with small firearms and other improvised munitions. We'd head out on a fine three state strong armed robbery spree cultivating into a high speed pursuit. With our inevitable narrow escape by helicopter, hot air balloon, or dirigible (depending on whats handy). Over the border and South America bound to spend our ill gotten gains on a carefree life on a white sand beach overlooking the Pacific and our monster sized catamaran. When the Feds finally catch up to us we'll be Polynesian island hopping and committing acts of piracy on the high seas.

When we grow tired of our first date of thrills, chills, and adventure we can retire on the Mediterranean. Drinking our own brand of hand crafted wines...

Amigável, Encrenqueiro/a, Legal, Obsceno/a, Pateta, Maroto

Outra

Afetado/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amigável, Pateta, Obscuro/a, Palhaçada, Obsceno/a, Sadista

Não Tenho Uma TV

Eu Sou Ator/Atriz de Cinema

Sertaneja, Rap, Rock, Metal, Eletrônica, Pop, Clássica, Barulho de Aspirador de Pó, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambiente, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk

Clássicos, Humor, Filosofia, Referência, Poesia, Ficção Científica, Sou um escritor

Inteligência, Boa Aparência, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Sensibilidade, Ousadia, Poder, Marotice, Espirituoso/a

Encontro, Comprometido/a