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Chicken farmer & frog worshipper y'all!
Age 65 From Penshurst, Australia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
NOTE: Dear bat people - I have a stand of tall cocus island palms with lots of BATS! I hear you! I'm a former teacher, now author trying to flog a book (Marketing) whilst writing another! Ask me sometime, I have cyber siteS! MY EMPIRES! HA! Take that! Anyway, Look, Buy, Enjoy!...BLAH...I figure as long as you do something you'll be OK! Or is you are too busy to notice you are in dead zone again?
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Writer/Environmentalist/Artist
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Jock
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Movies, Internet, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Trying a restaurant, new for both of us. You know, something unusual or exotic. Then "establish" a real friendship by letting you keep the change from the tip if you wish to discretely Establish something!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Punching Demir Dokic in the nose. Going to a Restaurant and ordering Oysters Natural for the Entree, then Oysters Mornay for the Main, then Oysters Kilpatrick for the Desert!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
Write books when I need to because I have already written a few well sold books and the income comes in anyway. Then spend my time travelling in my caravan or RV...I have no real desire to travel overseas, I hate plane travel. Besides I'd die! I keep looking to the right when I cross roads! In place like USA and Germany in time I'd be hit!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, Soul, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Political, Poetry, Science Fiction, Sports, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I have a 4x6 trailer in which I keep heaps of camping stuff. I'm OK anywhere as long as I can get a good shower or a bath once a day. I often go to Caravan Parks for this reason up or down the coast from Sydney. My last camping trip however was to Sofala near Bathurst to view my Great Great Grandpop's photo in Sofala Museum for the 1800's. He'd been a Gold Miner there! Shhh...shaft No2 still looked "interesting"!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
A smile of recognition or acknowledgement during conversation. A woman who will give of herself to you, meaning spiriually, emotionally and intellectually. I hate flirty game players, or scammers with "other" objectives rather than just being there with you no matter how many people, friends or entertainments are going on!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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