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haystacks Profile Information

i garuntee ill make ya laugh AND ******
Age 40 From Kenilworth, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Portuguese, Dutch, Russian, Hindi, Polish, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
big and funny, smart and dumb, thoughtfull and kind, maybe a little sarcastic... ok im very sarcastic but thats my line
Sign  
Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
fork lift driver
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Travel, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
the kind that aint awkward, you no the one where you make all the convos and do all the talking and she dont no if she should give you a kiss on the cheek when you first meet on the night and oh my god a nice comfortable date would be nice for a change
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
to be a millionair then i could help people and enjoy doin it instead of people pesterin me for spare change that aint actually spare as i need it cos gordon brown is a bully and hates me
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, New age, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Comic, Fantasy, Instructional, Music, Poetry, Sports, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
so many different ways i dont wanna say just one cos its to much pressure for ya, i like a quite drink, i like a metal mosh, i like a few drinks in a noizy pub wiv mates, and i like a drink in a noizy pub wiv a lady, i also like cinema and fine eateries. so if any of them things are anygood for ya give us a shout, love ya x

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
a nice person that dont use people,
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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