I'm an egoistic megalomaniac and a suicidal chauvinist. When I'm not plotting the destruction of the universe, I coach a team of retired vampire hunters for an extreme knitting championship. On weekends I like to watch myself in the mirror combing my goatee and practice my evil laugh. I like to eat horses, puppies and communists [emo kids are too bitter and have no taste in general.] My favourite sports are downhill synchronized swimming and dinosaur wrestling. Also, bunnies scare me.

Рак

Атлетска/обликована

180 цм

Плавa

Из Европе

Сингл

Не

Нисам сигуран/сигурна

Ноге

Немам кућне љубимце

Не

Пуно радно време

Рачунари/Електроника

Supreme Overlord of the Universe

$60.000USD до $74.999USD

Сам(а)

Не

Да - у друштву

Кловн у разреду

Упадљив(а), Гласан/гласна, Посматрач, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Занимљив(а), Волим да флертујем, Отворен/отоврена, Чудан/чудна

Me showing up at a fancy restaurant wearing nothing but a burlap sack, a top hat and a monocle, while you would be wearing nothing but fishnets a face mask and an umbrella. That would eliminate the awkwardness of trying to find each other in a crowd.

to slam a revolving door...

Атеиста

Никада

Електро, Звукови усисивача

Rubber boots, a garbage bag, a curling iron and a gerbil...

Seriously though, anything really that's out of the ordinary for the majority of the population, like going to raves and other underground events [Neurodance, Subspace, Darkrave to name a few] or going to a zombie walk. I also appreciate the arts, science and technology. Video games, board games.

Интелигенција, Изглед, Смисао за хумор, Спонтаност, Флертовање, Домишљатост

To hang out/share experiences with someone who has a similar taste in music and likes to dance. Who knows it may lead somewhere.

Пријатељ на Интернету, Пријатељ, Састанак, Интима, Посвећеност