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Whisky, Weasels & Orifices...
Age 53 From San Jose, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, French, German, Other |
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I Would Describe Myself As | If Shane MacGowan & Nick Cave simultaneously impregnated Ann Magnussen while Jeff Koons sat watching and wondering what Andy Warhol was doing in Heaven...well, that'd be SOMETHING, wouldn't it? |
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Sign | Capricorn |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Average |
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My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Green |
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My Ethnicity Is | Other |
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My Marital Situation Is | Widowed |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Legs |
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Body Art | Scarred |
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My Hair Is | Salt And Pepper |
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I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some University |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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My Job Title Is | Genius-in-Residence |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Nerd |
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My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Reading, Learning, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Gambling, Volunteering |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | A twelve pack & a bottle of scotch on my front porch. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Black Tar Heroin |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Obscure, Goofy |
Views
My Religion Is | Other |
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I Attend Services | On Holidays |
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My Political Views Are | Democrat |
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My Goal In Life Is | Up for grabs. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Re-runs |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Comedy |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | up to 1000 characters in length. Going into a supermarket after Burningman. Social Engineering. Writing on my vintage Smith~Corona on the front porch while drinking 40's...etc. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit |
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What Do You Look For? | Brown paper bags filled with cash. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |