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Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | I am the reincarnation of a very happy chappy who got sad in my coma |
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| Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Thick |
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| My Height Is | 4' 0 (1.22 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | European |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Sometimes At Home |
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| I Want Kids | Yes |
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| My Best Feature Is | Neck |
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| Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | I Own A Farm |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Unemployed |
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| My Speciality Is | Military |
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| My Job Title Is | poop shoot veteran |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | With Parent(s) |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Fire Starter, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Volunteering |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Playing Dress-up |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | ****ing someone else before embalming myself while doing vodka enema on richard whitely's great grand mother estranged |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | A Troll |
Views
| My Religion Is | Spiritual But Not Religious |
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| I Attend Services | Once |
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| My Political Views Are | Very Conservative |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Slapstick, I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | I Don't Like Reading |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | doing my own vacuum cleaner noises when my vacuum cleaner was accidently left out in the family caravan |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Power |
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| What Do You Look For? | another exercise in futility |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Intimate |
