I reinvent myself every year at my Mausoleum. I have been wearing black since I was born. Probably will wear black when I die. I have been thinking about writing a description, but I am going to write my obituary instead.
It will go something like this Xita (nee) Rita beloved person to anyone who cared. Relatives and friends are invited to her viewing and funeral. Date will be determined when she's ready at her very own Mausoleum in a quiet Pennsylvania cemetary. In lieu of flowers donations can be made in her memory to her favorite gothic charity to be listed when ready.
Actually I am just seeking someone with some creativity, sense of humor, and adventurous.

Pesci