It seems my honesty dissuades most women from even contacting me, but here it goes again!

The bad first:
I dont have teeth and dont wear dentures. I have a lazy eye (I will look at you, and youll ask if Im looking at you). My forearms have large tattoos (not sleeved, but run from wrist to elbow.) I dont dance. I am overweight (but working on that one!
I do have a car but prefer to ride my Harley.

Now for the good:
People say I am funny. I dont smoke, drink or do drugs. I have my own place to live, a stable and secure job and my own vehicles. I do have a car but prefer to ride my Harley.

So basically I see myself as an easy going kinda guy, but not a door mat. I enjoy doing stuff, but would like someone to do stuff with. I am looking for a long term relationship, maybe even marriage (im getting to old to be alone). I work for a small airline, and I like to travel. I am a biker so motorcycles should be a common interest. I enjoy seeing the world from two wheels, but will compromise for the good of the whole. I am a recent non-smoker, but have been drug and alcohol free for many years. I dont care if you enjoy a glass of wine with diner or a 6 pack on the weekends, but drugs wont be tolerated (yes weed is a drug, so tokers keep moving).

I have a very dark sense of humor, and usually quite inappropriate and often ****al. I refuse to pass up an innuendo or a bad pun, and can be really sophomoric (Beavis and Butthead got nothing on me). sometimes Ill get a little too obscure in my references or joke over the intellect of those around me. Hopefully your not easily offended or embarrassed, as my thought to speech filter is usually broken.

My worldview often comes off as pessimistic and cynical, however, I do enjoy life...I just happen to say what I think most of the time. Some may say that I am an acquired taste, others think I am funnier than hell. I grew up in the 80's and spent most of my youth drunk, doped up and living on the streets with punk rockers, and some of the joy of shock value didnt wear off when I quit drinking and using.

I can be serious and responsible when I need to be, but its not to often. If your looking for someone who is refined, prim and proper, well, Im not it...lol. I am a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. suits are for funerals and thats about it. Accept me as I am, because I enjoy who I am, even if it means I am who I am alone.

I see a lot of women on here like to go hiking...ugh, no, I dont hike...lest Im out of gas on the side of the road...and the whole sports thing, Ill go to roller derby bouts and watch UFC....but on sundays I would much rather be on my Harley than watch a bunch of steroid infused apes in tights throw a damn ball.

I love music, though being an aged punk rocker, my tastes lean towards alternative, goth, EBM, trance, dark wave, electronica, shoe gazer, euro house trance, 80's new wave/punk/deathrock....if the radio is on it will be tuned to NPR.


I guess what I am really looking for is a female version of me...lol. An intellectual tomboyish kind of woman with a redneckish streak. Im looking for a woman that can do her 40 hours at work and leave it there, hop into a pair of jeans, tshirt and boots and hop on the back of my bike for a 500 mile ride to somewhere we havent been to yet (extra points if she owns her own but likes to pack on occasion). Should be a decent flirt (but not a tease, be able to back up your flirts), as I do flirt a lot. lewd and lascivious behaviour is generally well accepted! If you cuss, spit and pass gas without dying of embarrassment, we may go far...lol.

Лев

Пара лишних кг

182 см

Голубые

Белый европеец/кавказец

Не женат/не замужем

Да - живут с другим родителем

Глаза

Пирсинг… ушей, Видимые тату

Светло-русый

Нет

Неоконченное высшее

Полный рабочий день

Другое

Analyst

от $30,000USD до $44,999USD

Один/одна

Все спокойно

Нет

Нет

Отверженный

Наблюдательное, Комедийное, Флирт, Мрачное, Странное

Упражнения, Музыка, Интернет, Путешествия, Компьютеры

Останусь дома, Пробовать новое, Фильмы, Пойду на концерт

the usual...coffee, dinner...ride on my Harley...whatever.

****on an airplane.....what? you havent??

Зачинатель проблем, Тролль, Вульгарный(ая), Со странностями, Немного "того", Флирт

Другое

Никогда

make it out alive....

Казарменный, Умный, Сарказм, Немного "того", Со странностями, Вульгарный(ая), Садистский

Если бы у меня был ТВ

Экшн, Научная фантастика, Ужасы, Триллеры

Электроника , Промышленная, Окружающей среды, Панк

Ужасы, Тайна

I like to ride my Harley, go out to eat especially sushi, go to the movies. New to Utah, kinda, and dont really know whats happening here. Always up to see bands play.

Интеллект, Красота, Юмор, Умения, Сопереживание, Чувствительность, Смелость, Странности, Спонтанность, Кокетство, Остроумие, Пассивность

Друг, Свидание, Интим, Серьезные отношения