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Stray Dog LUllaby
Age 45 From Bradenton Beach, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
Fairly heavily tattooed, but nothing below the elbows or above the neck. i have brown hair, facial hair an eyes (tho my facial hair has a bit of a reddish tint). i'm about six feet tall, 150lbs. i earn my bread as a plumber. i'm into zombie films, british gangster flicks and ancient battle epics. i listen to post-hardcore/punk music (small brown bike, quicksand, the draft, avail, hot water music, shift, etc.), the preferred genre of recovering hard-core/punk scenesters. i am an avid patriots and red sox fan. i enjoy a good read (anything by bukowski, palahniuk, rollins, gaiman, etc.), but i won't lie and say that i don't occassionally play video games. i am obsessed with the discovery channel. my home is on the beach, which i share with my dog, willow (half german-shepherd/half basenji). i probaby spend way to much time on the computer.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Chest
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Service Plumber
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Sports, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
i'm not sure any more. something interesting and original that will stick in your mind for years after, even if the date goes south. i remember taking a young lady to downtown sarasota on a first date, sneaking into a back alley and climbing a fire escape to the rooftops. we spent the night hopping from roof to roof, listening to live bands play below and just people watching. she was obsessed with the x-files and convinced that aliens were going to abduct us from the rooftop.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
punching a shark.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
drive a car off of the top of a parking garage, into a plane full of heroin smuggling assassins, but rolling out of the vehicle just before impact. as i lay on the asphalt, with strategically placed cuts and scrapes on my face, the plane and car explode and a mutter something to the effect of "your flight's been delayed, motherf*cker..."
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, History, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
i love hardware stores. i can spend the better part of an afternoon just browsing. i take my dog to the dog park on the weekends. i enjoy throwing darts, shooting stick, taking in a movie. i am fairly laid back in my increasing old age... i hang out at home a lot.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
tattooed? awesome. dyed hair? even better. combat boots? i'm in love.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed
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