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It's Hammer time!
Age 42 From Baltimore, Maryland - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Call me Hammer!

Lover of music, cooking, baking, nature, hiking. Mother to 1 amazing little lady
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Gray
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
line cook/ at home custom cake maker
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Kid(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cooking, Dining, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Relaxing, Sleeping, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Glow in the dark mini golf!

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Goal In Life Is  
Be a professional cake maker or go back to school and doing something wildlife related
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Electronic, Metal, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction, Nature, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Hiking, hiking and more HIKING! Going to shows, bowling, kickin back watchin movies, spending time with fam, eating steamed crabs drinkin beers and playin spades

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Empathy, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Shared music interests who wouldn't mind spending hours hiking with me haha! Warm and caring but tough guy. Open and honest. Beards are encouraged. Long-haired boys need not apply.. sorry fellas it's just not for me.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Committed
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