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Here I am, the monster under your bed.
Age 40 From Fort Lauderdale, Florida -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | I'm Fabulous. A little intense. But fabulous. Hm...let's see...I'm really into horror movies, zombies in general, etc. Dark comedies...any comedies. Comics and cartoons...serious buissines. I've been working on my own comin book forever now. I imagine I'll finish it sometime befor I die. Crap, I don't know how to describe myself. I enjoy: rainbows, unicorns, zombies, skeletal remains, hearts, flowers, Deadpool, The Joker, the original Little Mermaid story where the mermaid decides not to stab the prince to death for chosing some other chick and then runs off and commits suicide, and having a well cultivated and sick sence of humor....Oh, righty, art; drawing, painting, photography, fx make up,the lives of saints and tatoos.BTW, if you are in fact a serial killer (I assume you are) please skip the stalking and lets get right on to the battle to the death. I'm a busy gal, ya hear? Things to do! Pointless things!!.If me being a commited stoner is a problem, feel free to kick rocks. |
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| Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Average |
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| My Height Is | 5' 2 (1.57 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other |
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| My Hair Is | Black |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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| My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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| My Job Title Is | Agent of Chaos |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000USD |
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| I Live | With Parent(s) |
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| At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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| I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Nerd |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Comedic, Strange, Fire Starter |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Camping, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Family, Internet, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Tv |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, The Movies, Trying New Things |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | I feel like I've answered this.. 1. Please do not make me your next victem in your ****ed up house of horrors made out of dates gone wrong. 2. Let's smoke 3. Let's go somewhere in public in full cosplay gear and act totaly casual.... 4. Let's take over the world...or hit up a comic book shop or somthing. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Spiritual But Not Religious |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Get my comics, other writing and "Art" published.... |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy, I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Religious, Science, Science Fiction |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | ...getting stoned and fetting into some good ole' fashioned shenanigans! Ride a unicorn? Watch chia pets grow? Steal the Batmobile? Blow my cat's mind with a laser pointer? The possibilities are endless! |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit |
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| What Do You Look For? | Whom so ever catches my eye, I guess. Mabey if Norman Reedus and Rob Zoimbie had a son, i don't ****ing know man. I really preffer to be with someone on the artsy side, we would have way more in common that way. I just want an honest, cool guy. I wanna be able to be myself, and I want you to do the same. What does anyone want? Someone to be happy with. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Committed |
