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Atypical Metal Musician/Comedian...
Age 46 From Orlando, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm of Mid-Western farm-land roots but a Floridian at heart, so I'm laid back and know how to relax. I'm taller, around 6 foot - 2 inches and have been described as a built, "big guy". I live in a modest home in East Orlando which I own, with a Border-Collie/Aussie mix named Rizzo (no, NOT named after the character on "Grease"). Lately, I've felt the need for a genuine woman's presence in my life; I think it's time to bring in some much-needed "balance". What is my idea of a perfect match? Every person is quite different and the last thing I want to do is start limiting who I meet. Someone that may be quite different can open another's eyes. At the least she should be active, likes adventure; traveling, hiking, camping, concerts, actively outdoors and not sedentary, not secretly lesbian (yes, that's a funny story) enjoys exercise, not a SNOB or someone that gets "uneasy" when away from "metropolitan interests", likes the environment (...and could SURVIVE in it), and eats relatively healthy (occasional pig-outs are good for the soul as we all know). Extremist political or religious views are a turn-off to me (extreme left or right) as I am a big believer in free-thought, balance and independence from parties. I also think it is unfortunate that a growing percentage of our country simply find the American value of hard-work to be extreme. I put a lot of faith in a significant other's word and I can be naive if manipulated. Make no mistake, I want a relationship. Schedule is important. It doesn't matter how good of a match someone is if I can never see them...
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Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Native American
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Arms
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Developer
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Comedic, Friendly, Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cooking, Exercising, Games, Movies, Music, Sports, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Relaxing
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
A simple meet and great over a coffee or beer...
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Ask in person...:-)
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
To retire.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Folk, Industrial, Jazz, Latin, Metal, Punk, Reggae, Rock, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Business, Computers, History, Horror, Humor, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Political, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Ask.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Right now I'm looking for a lady that can respect, even enjoy, the multiple music projects I am in as well as keeping an emotional balance.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Committed
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