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Asked God for signs, got Sauerkraut.
Age 36 From Inglewood, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| First name | Volker |
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| I Can Speak | English, Spanish, Italian, German, Other |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I lead a punk band called Helga and the Existential Croutons. Our debut album, “Screaming in Lederhosen,” drops soon. We only perform in abandoned castles and DMV waiting rooms. |
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| Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Average |
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| My Height Is | 6' 1 (1.85 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Other |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Sometimes At Home |
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| My Best Feature Is | Butt |
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| Body Art | Inked All Over, Scarred, Other |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Dog, I Own A Farm |
Status
| My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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| My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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| My Job Title Is | Certified Nap Coordinator and Crisis Dan |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000USD |
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| At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
