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CountPhakula Profile Information

Asked God for signs, got Sauerkraut.
Age 36 From Inglewood, California - Online - Yesterday
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Volker
I Can Speak  
English, Spanish, Italian, German, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I lead a punk band called Helga and the Existential Croutons. Our debut album, “Screaming in Lederhosen,” drops soon. We only perform in abandoned castles and DMV waiting rooms.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Scarred, Other
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, I Own A Farm

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Certified Nap Coordinator and Crisis Dan
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
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